Tuesday, March 07, 2006

A "positive step"?

Meet Hood College's recently named homecoming king... Jennifer Jones:



This lesbian, trapped hopelessly in a man's body, is convinced that there are some tongues in their cheeks out in Western Maryland. She sure seems happy to be the king though. Maybe it really is "good to be the king"???

In other news, George W. Bush was elated to be crowned village idiot in the District of Columbia.

1 Comments:

Blogger JLD said...

A couple comments:
1. What college has homecoming in March? This is the real convention-busting move.
2. Are we really getting our national-news-panties in a bunch (is this a sexist phrase? perhaps.) because SIXTY-FOUR people on a 2100-student campus voted a nice lesbian woman Homecoming King? 64? 169 people TOTAL voted! I honestly think that I could muster 64 votes for Hood College Homecoming King without coming within 200 miles of campus.

If I had to guess, I would say no one voted because they didn't realize homecoming was in fnckiug March!

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