Everybody Connie Chung Tonight

Well, it looks like Connie and Maury beat us to it. I submit without comment.



OK, just one:

Touching on everything from politics to pop culture, the program will examine the week’s headlines, from top to bottom. Connie and Maury will explore all sides of a story as only two people who have been married for 20 years can do.

I can't wait. Perhaps they'll discuss not only how, say, illegal NSA wiretapping affects our civil liberties, but also how it might affect how much time Connie spends on the goddamn phone with her sister is Des Moines. Long-distance calls aren't free, you know.

Or, not only will they discuss how the new Medicare prescription drug plan is affecting America's seniors, but also how they're affecting Maury's ability to remember to put the new roll of toilet paper onto the dispenser instead of just balancing it on top of the empty one. Connie's only been telling him for 20 years. Christ.

NB: Apparently, this show is produced by one of the original "Daily Show" writers and producers. Well, Craig Kilborn, at least she's got work.