Tom Selleck betrays his legacy

As you can see, the famously moustachioed Magnum, P.I. star, who previously experimented with the clean upper lip, remains unsatisfied with the standard lip-strip, and has decided to fill out his chin hair in a direct assault upon Chester Arthur's legacy. You can see this insult to history tonight at 9PM.

NB: This will be my last entry on moustaches unless something really earth-shattering occurs. Other contributors may of course feel free to address the most significant moustache topic.

UPDATE: I don't know how I missed this when it happened. Good God, Tom.