Ridiculously evil dictator or ridiculously prolific relief pitcher?

When I think of significant mustaches, I think of one... in the words of the once great Dana Carvey, "Could it be... SATAN???" The leader of the Nazi party and arguably the most evil human being to walk the earth (don't ask me who would argue that), Adolf Hitler easily lays claim to the most significant mustache in world history, may he burn in hell.

As an American and in the spirit of my American-centric view of the world and the fact that it's challenging to make satan tickle your funny bone, I submit a completely non-scientific and totally subjective comparison between the dark lord himself and the owner of what I submit as the most significant mustache in American history, Rollie Fingers.

Mustache Category	Hitler	Fingers	Advantage
Evilness	Synonymous with pure evil, it's a complete faux pa worldwide to sport one of them.	In his 17 year major league career, Rollie hit 39 batters. It should also be noted here that Dudley Do-right's nemesis, Snidley Whiplash, had a handlebar.	Hitler in a landslide.
Volume	Small, to the point and forever associated with hatred.	The handlebar, like the fu man chu, gets the most of the upper lip real estate while maintaining functionality (ie. you don't have ALL your beer passing through your facial hair on it's way to the back of your throat).	Fingers in a landslide.
Overall Record	Allied forces - 1, Nazi Germany - 0.	Career wins: 114, Career losses: 118.	Push.
Can currently be seen:	In hell.	On Mr. Fingers himself or in Cooperstown, NY.	Fingers in a landslide -- though outside of Cooperstown, central NY is not this guy's idea of paradise.
Best suited for:	Spit-laden tirades about... well, just about everything...	Distracting Mr. October.	Push.
Mustache's indirect side effect:	It will never be acceptable to wear those puffy pants that were part of the Nazi uniform again. Coupled with a pair of depends, they sure would have made standing in a crowded bar a lot more tolerable.	BJ Ryan's recent contract with the Blue Jays: 5 years, $47 million dollars a year. He's saved 42 games in his 7 year career and 36 of them came last year. Huh?	Hitler.
		Winner:	Ridiculously Evil Dictator.