Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Does that guy fake-bake?

He seems to have an hint of orange to him... And while I'm at it; eat something Skip. Seriously.

Anyhoo, if you ask me, ol' Skip could take a lesson from my favorite Scotsman (or at least a character that my favorite Scotsman played in a movie):



"Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

I could pornify the title of that movie but I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader.

2 Comments:

Blogger JLD said...

Only one question: are there really that many prom queens to go around? And if not, while I think women are free to be as promiscuous as men, that prom queen sure is a slut.

12:00 PM EST  
Blogger Seamus said...

Beggars can't be choosers, my friend. Don't neglect the fact that a good portion of the recently crowned champs are morbidly obese.

3:34 PM EST  

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