Kiss my American...

...Ass. Watch the video. Classy and compelling, with a dash of respect for the rule of law thrown in to balance the sour taste of xenophobia. Not to mention the boundary-busting public display of eroticism. I mean, who hasn't imagined what Lady Liberty is wearing underneath that modest robe. She is from France, after all, though I'm confident she came with all the appropriate paperwork completed.

This guy is a real charmer, I must say. No surprise that he won hisself a sweet mail-order Russian bride.

Ah, thanks as always to the local news.