Lock Your Doors
The bears are banding together to create a super-powerful hybrid of mega-bears that will descend from the Northwest to rule us all. To paraphrase the great Kent Brockman, I, for one, welcome our new polagrizzly overlords.
(Side note to H. Pompous: with Benchley dead, perhaps this opens the door for you to become our next great gruesome beast litterateur. You could write a great hybrid of Jaws and Faulkner's "The Bear.")
(Side note to H. Pompous: with Benchley dead, perhaps this opens the door for you to become our next great gruesome beast litterateur. You could write a great hybrid of Jaws and Faulkner's "The Bear.")
posted by JLD at 13:29
2 Comments:
I find "pizzly" a grossly inadequate name for the combination of the two most vicious non-human mammals in North America. It sounds more like something that should dispense candy. "Grolar" bear is better but I prefer "Grizzolar" if they're going in that direction. "I was just mauled by a Grolar bear" doesn't have the same ring in my mind as "I was just mauled by a Grizzolar bear."
Plus, Snoop would approve for obvious reasons and we all know how much he enjoyz the outdoors. Fo shizzle...
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