Back to Relief Pitchers (this time un-moustachioed)

In an entirely insignificant piece of news, the Pittsburgh Pirates have hired Kent Tekulve as their advance scout. This means next to nothing to nearly everyone in the world, but it does allow me the occasion to post these images, which are entirely significant and thoroughly entertaining.

In uniform:

Out of uniform, with an equally charming fan:

Me Chinese, Me Play Joke

My sister shares this gem of color commentary she heard on last night's Olympic figure skating:

"The Chinese have always been known for their tricks."

Insightful.

Shot through the heart

and Cheney's to blame/
Honey, hunting quail's/
a bad game.
(credit to The Reverend)