Lock Your Doors
The bears are banding together to create a super-powerful hybrid of mega-bears that will descend from the Northwest to rule us all. To paraphrase the great Kent Brockman, I, for one, welcome our new polagrizzly overlords.
(Side note to H. Pompous: with Benchley dead, perhaps this opens the door for you to become our next great gruesome beast litterateur. You could write a great hybrid of Jaws and Faulkner's "The Bear.")
(Side note to H. Pompous: with Benchley dead, perhaps this opens the door for you to become our next great gruesome beast litterateur. You could write a great hybrid of Jaws and Faulkner's "The Bear.")
posted by JLD at 13:29
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