A "positive step"?

Meet Hood College's recently named homecoming king... Jennifer Jones:



This lesbian, trapped hopelessly in a man's body, is convinced that there are some tongues in their cheeks out in Western Maryland. She sure seems happy to be the king though. Maybe it really is "good to be the king"???

In other news, George W. Bush was elated to be crowned village idiot in the District of Columbia.

Reminds me of my hometown

I'm not real sure how I managed to come across this photo, but credit for it goes to some guy named Chris H. in England.

People for whom it is, in fact, harder out here than pimps

With all due deference to the difficulties pimps across America and the globe face on a daily basis, Johnny Utah and I have compiled this (certainly not comprehensive) list of those more severely beset by the trials of modern life:

• Hookers
• Children of pimps and/or hookers
• Former New Orleans pimps
• Non-terrorists named Osama
• Kordell Stewart
• Dick Cheney's hunting buddies
• Rafael Palmeiro
• Crack addicts
• National Guardsmen
• Corey Haim
• Female WalMart employees
• Fraternity-house janitors
• Gay Republicans
• The New Kids on the Block
• New kids on the block (you try moving to a new neighborhood when you're 6)
• Kirby Puckett (3/7/06: Well, it just got either a hell of a lot easier for Kirby, or much harder. RIP Puck. I didn't realize he was going to die when I put this up here yesterday.)
  
• Carnies

As I said above, this is not a comprehensive list. Please feel free to add.

Dook

College basketball's finest citizens.

Also, in an early nod to my good friend AL, my prediction: Sean Dockery will cry in the NCAA tournament. And not tears of joy.

UPDATE: Nice "Successories" rip-off here.