Ricky Williams and Team Chemistry

Ricky Williams is out of the National Football League for a year, just because the guy likes Funyuns (now available with Wasabi--SPICY!) and watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

"This is a league decision, and we are disappointed in what it means for Ricky and the team," Saban said in a statement. "Ricky did an outstanding job for the Dolphins, not only as a player but also what he added as a person to the team's chemistry and to our overall success."

Ricky's contribution to team chemistry was complex, and much appreciated by his teammates:

The strange saga of "Maury" and "Donna" and "Bianca"--but what about "Connie"?

Remember this groundbreaking moment in television?

Well, it seems like the past 20 years of Maury and Connie magic have been a little bit more "magical" (for Maury, at least) than the public was previously aware.

Questions:

• Did Connie have her own set of perverse staffers/lovers in some weird telejournalist version of an open marriage?
• Was this Maury's way of keeping up with Jerry Springer?
• With Bill O'Reilly?
• Can Maury Povich's depraved behavior become the center of one of his own shows? Should Montel Williams take the story?